- I wonder if "Best Week Ever" is still on the air.
- Scott Disik is a dick.
- Joel McHale's hair is gross...he's supposed to be the good-looking guy?
- I should read just enough Jane Austen to pretend I understand literature.
- No Amazon, I do not want to read "50 Shades of Grey."
- Thanks Hugh Howie, now I'm afraid to breathe the air or go underground.
- I don't hate Justin Bieber.
- The lead singer of Tears for Fears is kinda sexy.
- You can be a great singer, sing crappy lyrics, and still be ok. You can be a bad singer, sing great lyrics, and still be ok. If you are a bad singer and sing bad lyrics, you're Katy Perry.
- Wait, is the lead singer of Tears for Fears still alive?
- Cake Cake Cake Cake Cake Cake Cake
- Why do I get so nervous when I have to type the letters verifying I'm a real person?
- Is anyone going to be offended if I don't send these thank-you notes?
- I think the reason I don't like plants is because they remind me of insects...or genitalia.
- Cake Cake Cake Cake Cake Ca...fricken pop music get out of my head!
- Ryan Gosling.